The bar I hang out at just raised the price on their happy hour deal on mixed pints from $4 to $7 and to be completely honest it was because of me, I’m the only guy there that gets rum and cokes during happy hour

Like the bartender basically told me it was my fault

But here’s the kicker: I just saw online that they have a $15 Groupon that covers $30 worth of a meal/drinks, so as long as I get like a half order of wings which is like $3, I could hypothetically get four rum and cokes for a dollar less than what I was paying before

Local man singlehandedly drives bar into the ground

how do i make it so i can see this tweet every friday

another fat fuck friday is upon us

another fat fuck friday is upon us

another fat fuck friday is upon us

another fat fuck friday is upon us

another fat fuck friday is upon us

jane prentiss and her worms outside of martin’s house looking through his window and watching him sob into a can of peaches as he has a panic attack on the floor:

Hazbin Hotel is Family Guy for Tumblr users who used to ship Dipper Pines with a humanized white twink version of Bill Cipher

sentences to explain to a 14th century monk

hazbin hotel is the canterbury tales for jesters and vagabonds who write romantic sonnets as tho penned by Lucifer, Prince of Lies, towards Saint Augustine of Hippo, but like when he was still a kid

Hey I want you to know that I finally know what it was like for other people to read my original post. This terrifies me to the very marrow of my bones

sorry for being mentally ill can we still kiss

how come i have followers i’m not woerihjlawfji 1039 1013 lkj;;lkj;lj;ljl;l;j;lj;lkjkl;j

So sad. Turned into a rat mid-post.

he’s free

i wonder what war soulja boy fought in